hi my name is dorothy and i'm perpetually doing homework

Leftie chat lingo to help you understand your Maoist teen


DTF: Death To Fascists
LOL: Leave Others’ Land
OMG: Observe Mao’s Guidelines
ROFL: Radicalize Our Failing Liberals
WTF: Weaponize The Farmworkers

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012) ←

who lives in a pineapple under the sea



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never 4get

zach condon gang u either ride

or u die

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julian’s taking selfies with fans now?? lmao fcking


my hobbies include

  • blogging
  • flexing my butt to the beat of whatever song I’m listening to

hmmmmmmmmmmi love julian

hm i wanna watch bob’s burgers but also i wanna take a nap

Julian looks so…clean…that’s so fucked up.. what the hell..


this picture its adorable omg

source: http://instagram.com/whatthephung

2014 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival