i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!
I hate when guys do something half way decent and say “chivalry is not dead” okay go joust for my honor I hope you fall off your horse you weird asshole
Not a message I received, but if I did, I’d probably try to reach through my monitor and slap the shit out of this guy.
This sexual orientation business is getting out of hand.
Asexual? How the fuck can a human be asexual? Do you cut off an arm, stick it in some soil and clone yourself? Whilst regenerating the lost limb? You’re not asexual, you don’t reproduce with yourself that’s what asexuality is, not some over dramatised, “cute” meaning that doesn’t exist. You stupid fucks. I hold absolutely no respect for any one that claims this. You just want to sound cool and edgy.By all means, if you’re straight that’s great, if you’re homosexual that’s fine, if you’re bisexual there’s no problem with that. But fucking asexual? No, you’re not a pretty little flower, you’re flesh and bone human. If you think you’re asexual, please, I implore you, prove me wrong. Take a cutting of yourself and put it in the ground. If you grow a clone, congratulations, you’re a plant. If not, proceed to slap yourself several times for being such a fucking idiot.
Or can a word mean one thing in scientific literature and another in everyday usage?
straight???? how can a human be straight???? are they lines? do they not bend? do they have no curves in any direction??
hot???? how can human be hot??? are they a warmer temperature than non-hot people??? will htey burn u???
attracted???? how can human be attracted to other human??? attraction is gravity! humans not big enough to attract other human! humans attracted to planet!
cell phone??? how can human talk on cell phone??? is it a telephone made of a single cell??? is it organic??? is it powered by mitochondria????
no!! word mean only one thing! one thing only!!!! otherwise slap yourself because you are an idiot having sexual relations (that is what ‘fucking’ means)!!!!
if being gay was so normalized in HP and that’s why we had to wait until after the books were all published to find out about dumbledore then like …why weren’t any of the students gay or bi
when everyone was flipping out about who to invite to the stupid dance, it would have been really simple to have just one sentence of like “and jane asked georgia and they wore matching corsages” or whatever, but that didn’t happen
do u know why that didn’t happen
do u need a hint
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
one man’s shit that’s another man’s piss.
my all-time favourite “people on tumblr don’t understand a term and instead of educating themselves just get angry about its usage, ever” will always and forever be the fact that there are people who literally view ‘social justice’ as a negative concept
like just imagining these people in a classroom setting where a lecturer mentions “Jane Addams’ work for social justice” or something and some bitter overgrown child just getting up all “ugh FUCK tumblr” and storming out
i wanted to play sims today but alas, it was not meant to be ;(
i have to outline a chapter for u.s. i hate
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