hi my name is dorothy and i'm perpetually doing homework

Phoenix ! We’re coming for you! 8 o’ Clock!…
We’re gonna play some football u know, and they’re French so… they’re probably waay better that us.
But we’re gonna play with corazaun… corazoun no? u say corazon right?
Julian Casablancas about the second leg of JC + The Voidz vs. Phoenix football match.

(First leg played at Lolla Argentina, apparently they’ve finished 1-1)


A dream come true for this Strokes’ Brazilian Cover Band - “Modern Age”

Jules officialized the band as “The Best Strokes Cover Band in the World”




What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god


this is everything i didn’t know i wanted and everything i always needed


"bitch" has hurt almost every one us before

if you have overcome that and can now sincerely enjoy it as a label, sweet, but that isn’t necessarily true for the rest of us

plus do you think men are going to use “bitch” to mean Babe In Total Control of Herself? NAH they’re gonna use it to confine and control women’s confidence and aggression like always


officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how you might make that mistake, but next time i hope you don’t take my actions out of context :^)

umbrecat replied to your post “roncoco replied to your post “On my gosh could u please post it UR…”

or u ride to your death, amirite?

this is very true and very eye-opening . thank u


do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals




whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”

I’ve never met any grown men who have said this. Way to invent a boogieman out of your own prejudiced thoughts.


credited to Jon Friedman and Joel Stein, two grown men


chris o’shea is also a grown man


this thread on The Escapist’s forums is full of grown men complaining about teenage girls doing duck face


i’m willing to admit some of the people in this thread on Social Anxiety Support Forums may just be nasty little boys, but several are grown men

this took me two minutes. go away

Leftie chat lingo to help you understand your Maoist teen


DTF: Death To Fascists
LOL: Leave Others’ Land
OMG: Observe Mao’s Guidelines
ROFL: Radicalize Our Failing Liberals
WTF: Weaponize The Farmworkers

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012) ←

who lives in a pineapple under the sea



roncoco replied to your post “On my gosh could u please post it UR icon”

fuckkn hottie

myjoanofarc replied to your post “On my gosh could u please post it UR icon”

never 4get

zach condon gang u either ride

or u die