hi my name is dorothy and i'm perpetually doing homework
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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

redsuspenders:

The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

I wanna set myself on fire but at least I look aight

this is a great idea #criminalizeschool

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

We should just stop thinking abt school..drop out..overthrow the govt..nbd

Hey what’s up ??oh me nothing much just thinkin bout how unmarketable I am to colleges and if I do get into a good one how much crippling debt that college is going to put me through and how I’m going to spend much of my career trying to pay it off haha :)

also I watched 48 episodes of a goddamn anime over break fuckin..I am starting to ship characters

I was gonna get so many things done over spring break and I have done none of them. I haven’t even started any of my hw yet on account of me bein a piece of shit lmao

Ah no, I mean, for stage-diving, I don’t really… I’m probably too fat for stage-diving.
Maybe I’m not fat, just like… I’m tall, you know what I mean… I might kill people.
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percyjamespatrickkentsmith:

FUCK. I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GEM FOR AGES

IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

glowcloud:

dumblr-feminist:

glowcloud:

its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept

It’s funny how this probably only made sense to you but some how has 30k notes worth of sheep braying in agreement when this makes no goddamn sense.

its funny how you are more willing to believe that i have a cult-like sway over multitudes of people than to consider that maybe you, in particular, just dont understand my post. this seems like a personal problem

2006-04-05

cuteyahooanswers:

I think it is so beautiful that so many different people love the same thing in so many different ways… and with this humulity I have truly found a new understanding of the nature of the universe… that together we are all just trying to find answers to the same questions…