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Ah no, I mean, for stage-diving, I don’t really… I’m probably too fat for stage-diving.
Maybe I’m not fat, just like… I’m tall, you know what I mean… I might kill people.
Julian Casablancas (via eatsleepdrinkandfuck) ←

percyjamespatrickkentsmith:

FUCK. I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GEM FOR AGES

IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

glowcloud:

dumblr-feminist:

glowcloud:

its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept

It’s funny how this probably only made sense to you but some how has 30k notes worth of sheep braying in agreement when this makes no goddamn sense.

its funny how you are more willing to believe that i have a cult-like sway over multitudes of people than to consider that maybe you, in particular, just dont understand my post. this seems like a personal problem

2006-04-05

cuteyahooanswers:

I think it is so beautiful that so many different people love the same thing in so many different ways… and with this humulity I have truly found a new understanding of the nature of the universe… that together we are all just trying to find answers to the same questions… 

Phoenix ! We’re coming for you! 8 o’ Clock!…
We’re gonna play some football u know, and they’re French so… they’re probably waay better that us.
But we’re gonna play with corazaun… corazoun no? u say corazon right?
Julian Casablancas about the second leg of JC + The Voidz vs. Phoenix football match.

(First leg played at Lolla Argentina, apparently they’ve finished 1-1)

krlng5:

A dream come true for this Strokes’ Brazilian Cover Band - “Modern Age”

Jules officialized the band as “The Best Strokes Cover Band in the World”

kayotics:

emifail:

blancchap:

What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god

NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK

this is everything i didn’t know i wanted and everything i always needed

columbiaofficial:

"bitch" has hurt almost every one us before

if you have overcome that and can now sincerely enjoy it as a label, sweet, but that isn’t necessarily true for the rest of us

plus do you think men are going to use “bitch” to mean Babe In Total Control of Herself? NAH they’re gonna use it to confine and control women’s confidence and aggression like always

seriousjones:

officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how you might make that mistake, but next time i hope you don’t take my actions out of context :^)

umbrecat replied to your post “roncoco replied to your post “On my gosh could u please post it UR…”

or u ride to your death, amirite?

this is very true and very eye-opening . thank u

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

marcovicci:

watchurmouthwebcomic:

marcovicci:

whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”

I’ve never met any grown men who have said this. Way to invent a boogieman out of your own prejudiced thoughts.

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credited to Jon Friedman and Joel Stein, two grown men

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chris o’shea is also a grown man

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this thread on The Escapist’s forums is full of grown men complaining about teenage girls doing duck face

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i’m willing to admit some of the people in this thread on Social Anxiety Support Forums may just be nasty little boys, but several are grown men

this took me two minutes. go away